ON Tuesday I nearly fell off a tree branch in surprise. Gina actually added me as a friend on Facebook.
Unfortunately I got a bit carried away in excitement, and I misunderstood this friendship. So I sent her a Bitstrip photo. In my defence, I’d had a few beers, and I checked with Mojo and Abu before I sent it, and they said…”ha ha. It will be fine. She’ll love it!”
No. She didn’t love it.
Now a normal nice girl might delete me off Facebook, or (more likely) totally ignore it and make me realise my terrible mistake with a “OMG!” when I sobered up.
Instead, she retaliate.d. With another Bitstrip photo.
And it escalated from there. I said to the monkeys, “wow, she is so hot right now! I’m going to send her another message.” And Jo-Jo (the only monkey with some sense) said, “um…no, don’t do that”.
But the others said “YEAH Monkey King. You’re a legend.”
So I declared my love.
Now, once again, a normal chick might ignore the stupidity of a drunk. Or perhaps (less likely) be flattered. But oh no. She retaliated.
Screw You Buddy!
I was like “Wow, I like her a lot, one more!” and Jo-Jo screamed “NO!” and threw the phone away. So no more Bitstrip until I find that phone =(