I HAVE fought so much temptation since I found my smart phone near the creek. I have not posted stupid Bitstrip photos to Gina, the girl I have a crush on. It’s stupid and immature. I know that now.
Last week we flirted a little using Bitstrip. Though she might say otherwise. She sent the last Bitstrip photo and I meant to send another one, but Jo-Jo threw the phone away so I wouldn’t retaliate.
Anyway, she sent me another Bitstrip photo this morning!
Okay, so maybe it is true. Maybe I have visited her office a lot lately with a retinue of monkey bodyguards (with the excuse that I have a few hot scoops for her). And sure, maybe there might have been a few pens that were dropped. And sure, maybe she might have seen my arse the seven or eight times I bent down in my skinny black jeans.
But she has just brought on ROUND TWO!
So I sent her a nice photo.
To which she replied:
Gina: Ha Ha Ha. You have made a powerful enemy, my friend.
Monkey King: Ooh, who?
Gina: Didn’t anybody tell you not to annoy a TV presenter?
That’s when I probably took it way too far. She never replied to my next one.